I know just as much as the next guy that this will be a far way off the mark, which is why I have phrased the question as "why is this wrong", not "is this wrong" - so let's do what mathematicians do best and poke holes in this (admittedly short) "proof" of the old-Gold conjecture :)
The conjecture goes like this, we all know:
$\forall n \in \mathbb{N}$, there exist two primes $p_a$ and $p_b$ such that $p_a+p_b=2n$. (statement 1)
For a prime $n$ (let's call it $p_N$ for simplicity), the solution to (1) is trivial, namely $p_N+p_N=2n$.
For a composite $n>3$, without loss of generality, let us say that $2\lt p_a \lt n \lt p_b \lt 2n-2$, and start by assuming the negation, namely:
$\exists n$ such that no $p_a,p_b$ satisfy (1). (statement 2)
Taking (1) mod $p_a$ and mod $p_b$,
$p_a\equiv2n\not\equiv0$ (mod $p_b$), and $p_b\equiv2n\not\equiv0$ (mod $p_a$). The non-equivalence to zero is guranteed by the bounds on a composite $n$, because neither $p_a$ nor $p_b$ can be equal to an even prime nor to $n$ itself. If, say, $p_a \mid n$, then $n=p_a +m\cdot p_a$, which would make $p_b=p_a+2m\cdot p_a$, which is clearly false by the definition of a prime. An equivalent, symmetrical argument can be made for if $p_b\mid n$.
In accordance with (2), we can see that gcd$(n,p_a) = 1$, and similarly that gcd$(n,p_b) = 1$, for all $p_a,p_b\in(2,2n-2)$. However, if gcd$(x,p_k)=1 ,\forall p_k\le \sqrt{x}$, that implies $x$ is prime. It is apparent that $\sqrt{n}\in(2,2n-2)$, and thus implies that n is prime. This contradicts with our assumption that n is composite, namely "If a composite number does not satisfy Goldbach's conjecture, it is a prime number, which satisfies Goldbach's conjecture".
QED?
P.S. Thank you to the MSE community at large for contuing to entertain "proofs" on long-standing questions. It is thanks to people like you that maniacs like me who believe they can solve these questions can avoid embarassing themselves to their PhD committee!