Where did I go wrong with my odd proof that $\frac{3dx}{3x} = \frac{5dx}{5x} \iff 3=5$? I don't know where I went wrong, but it's interesting for me. Please check where my fault is! 
It is obvious that the below equation is correct:
$$\frac{3dx}{3x}=\frac{5dx}{5x}$$
$$u=3x$$and$$v=5x$$
$$\frac{du}{u}=\frac{dv}{v}$$
integrate both sides:
$$ln(u)=ln(v)$$
$$u=v$$
$$3x=5x$$
so, 
$$3=5$$
 A: If you're taking an indefinite integral, then you need to include constants. Integrating, we get $\ln(u)+C_1 = ln(v)+C_2$. We can collect $C_1$ and $C_2$ into one constant by setting $C_3 = C_2-C_1$, getting  $\ln(u) = ln(v)+C_3$. We can then exponentiate both sides, getting $u=ve^{C_3}$. Setting $C_4=e^{C_3}$, this becomes $u=C_4v$. In this case, $C_4$ is $\frac35$.
If you're taking definite integrals, you need to include the limits. Suppose we integrate starting from $x = 1$. Then $u$ starts at $3$. So when we integrate $\frac{du}u$, we have $\ln(u)$ at the upper limit, but we have to subtract $\ln$ of the lower limit, and the lower limit is $3$. So we have that the definite integral is $\ln(u)-\ln(3)=\ln(\frac u3)$. Similarly, for $v$, we get that the definite integral is $\ln(\frac v 5)$. Plugging in $u=3x$ and $v=5x$, we get $\ln(\frac {3x}3)=\ln(\frac {5x} 5)$, which simplifies to $\ln(x)=\ln(x)$.
A: To turn my comment into an answer, your proof is correct up to the step
$$ \frac{\mathrm{d} u}{u} = \frac{\mathrm{d} v}{v} $$
At that point, as others have said, you forget to add the constants of integration when you integrate:
$$ \ln u + \mathrm{C_1} = \ln v + \mathrm{C_2} $$
Substituting $\mathrm{C} = \mathrm{C}_2 - \mathrm{C}_1$ gives us:
$$\begin{align}
\ln u &= \ln v + \mathrm{C} \\
\ln u - \ln v &= \mathrm{C} \\
\end{align}$$
Substituting for $\mathrm{C}$ in the first equation just gets us $\ln u = \ln u$, which is clearly no contradiction. A little more interesting, perhaps, is to turn our identity for $\mathrm{C}$, $\ln u - \ln v$, into $\ln \frac{u}{v}$ and then substitute that into the other equation above to get:
$$\begin{align}
 \ln u &= \ln v + \ln \frac{u}{v} \\
         &= \ln \left( v \cdot \frac{u}{v} \right)
\end{align}$$
Now take the exponential of both sides.
$$\begin{align}
u &= v \cdot \frac{u}{v} \\
3x &= 5x \cdot \frac{3x}{5x} \\
3 &= 5 \cdot \frac{3}{5}
\end{align}$$
This is presumably what Serge Seredenko meant when he said in his comment that 3 is equal to 5, “[i]n this case multiplied by a constant.”
A: Integrating we obtain
$$\ln(u)=\ln(v)+ C$$
