In other words, if you have a pile of cannonballs in a square pyramid, can you rearrange them as a cube instead, or do you have to shell someone first? Or, instead, does $$n(n+1)(2n+1)=6x^3$$ have any nontrivial integer solutions?
The analogous problem where you want to put the cannonballs in a square instead of a cube is know to have only one nontrivial solution: $$\sum_{n=1}^{24}n^2=70^2$$
It can be seen that $n,n+1,2n+1$ are pairwise coprime by using Euclid's algorithm. Consider the six cases of the rest $n \pmod 6$:
$n=6y$
$y(6y+1)(12y+1)=x^3$
Since the product of 3 coprime integers is a cube each is a cube too. Let $y=a^3$, $6y+1=b^3$, $12y+1=c^3$. A solution is the equivalent to a solution to the system $$b^3-6a^3 = c^3 - 12 a^3 = 1$$
$n=6y+1$
Applying the same argument and substitution: $$2b^3-a^3=3c^3-2a^3=1$$
$n=6y+2$
$$c^3-4a^3=6b^3-c^3=1$$
$n=6y+3$
$$c^3-6a^3=4b^3-c^3=1$$
$n=6y+4$
$$b^3-2a^3=2b^3-3c^3=1$$
$n=6y+5$
$$c^3-2a^3=12b^3-c^3=1$$
So if it is proven that none of these systems of "cubic Pell equations" has a nontrivial solution, the theorem is proven. I have a suspicion a quick proof would require an algebraic number theory atom bomb.