Intuition for étale morphisms Currently working on algebraic surfaces over the complex numbers. I did a course on schemes but at the moment just work in the language of varieties.
Now i encounter the term "étale morphism" every now and then (in the book by Beauville). I know Hartshorne's definition as a smooth morphism of relative dimension zero, and wikipedia states a bunch of equivalent ones. I can work with this, so no problem there. However, some more intuition about the concept would also be nice.
So basically, if you have worked with étale morphisms, could you explain what's your personal intuition for such things, in the case of varieties? If in your answer you could also mention smooth and flat morphisms, that would be really appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
Joachim
 A: Instead of answering your question with  general results easily obtainable from the literature, online or traditional, I'll give you  a few morphisms.
Deciding  whether they are are étale may contribute to developing  your intuition.
(Of course I'll gladly help you or anybody else if you had any problem with these morphisms)    
a) $\mathbb A^1_\mathbb C\to \operatorname {Spec}(\mathbb C[X,Y]/(Y^2-X^3)): t\mapsto (t^2,t^3)$
b) $\mathbb A^1_\mathbb C\to \operatorname {Spec}(\mathbb C[X,Y]/(Y^2-X^2-X^3)): t\mapsto (t^2-1,t^3-t)$
c) $\mathbb A^2_\mathbb C\to \mathbb A^2_\mathbb C: (x,y)\mapsto (x,xy)$
d)   $\operatorname {Spec}\mathbb C[T]\to \operatorname {Spec}\mathbb C[T^2,T^3]$
e) $\operatorname {Spec}\mathbb Q[T]/(T^2-4)\to \operatorname {Spec}\mathbb Q$
f) $\operatorname {Spec}\mathbb Q[T]/(T^2+4)\to \operatorname {Spec}\mathbb Q$
g) $\operatorname {Spec}\mathbb Q[T]/(T^2)\to \operatorname {Spec}\mathbb Q$
h) $\operatorname {Spec}\mathbb F_9\to \operatorname {Spec}\mathbb F_3$  
Edit (one day later) : Two useful theorems and how they settle the question of étaleness of  the above morphisms 
Theorem 1 Given a field $k$ and a $k$-algebra $A$, the morphism $\operatorname {Spec}(A)\to \operatorname {Spec}(k) $ is étale iff $A$ is isomorphic as a $k$-algebra to a finite product $A\cong K_1\times...\times K_n$ of finite separable field extensions  $K_i/k$.
Remark In the étale case, $A$ must  be reduced ( i.e. $\operatorname {Nil}(A)=0$ )
Example   Every finite Galois extension $K/k$  gives rise to an étale morphism $\operatorname {Spec}(K)\to \operatorname {Spec}(k) $. This is the kernel of Grothendieck's famous geometrization of Galois theory
Illustration The morphisms e), f), h) are étale but g) is not because $\operatorname {Spec}\mathbb Q[T]/(T^2)$ is not reduced.  
Theorem 2 A morphism of schemes $f:X\to Y$ is étale iff it is flat and unramified.
Illustration The morphisms  a) , b), c) and d)  are not étale because they are not flat
For the sake of completeness let me mention that a), c) and d) are ramified but that  b) is  unramified.
Let me also mention that a) and d) are two different presentations of the same morphism.
A: For four of Georges examples I can give a general hint. If $X\to Spec \ k$ is étale where $k$ is a field, then $X$ must just be a disjoint union $\coprod Spec \ L_i$ where each $L_i$ is a finite separable field extension of $k$. 
Proving this fact is a good exercise and it goes back to the analogy people have been making. A "covering space" of a point should just topologically be a discrete set of points, but this is algebraic geometry so there should be algebraic information as well. The algebraic information is that the field extensions are all separable. This has to do with the fact that $X$ being smooth implies it is "geometrically reduced" and hence you see that we can't pick up nilpotents when base changing.
Now it should be pretty easy to do (e)-(h). Unfortunately, all the base fields there are perfect, so we don't have weird unnecessary complication. I'll throw in
i) $\displaystyle Spec \left(\frac{\mathbb{F}_p(t)[x]}{(x^p-t)}\right)\to Spec \ \mathbb{F}_p(t)$
A: To elaborate on Gunnar's comment: covering spaces provide good intuition, at least in characteristic zero. In positive characteristic you have to keep the Frobenius in mind at all times. Flatness expresses the fact that all the fibers of a connected covering have the same cardinality. Smoothness means that etale morphisms are surjections, hence isomorphisms (this is the relative dimension zero part), on tangent spaces, so in the complex topology they are local homeomorphisms by the inverse function theorem.
