\begin{array}{cc} \tiny\mbox{We skipped the light fandango} & \tiny\mbox{She said,} \scriptsize\mbox{'There is no reason} \\ \tiny\mbox{turned cartwheels 'cross the floor} & \scriptsize\mbox{and the truth is plain to see'} \\ \tiny\mbox{I was feeling kinda seasick} & \tiny\mbox{But I wandered through my playing cards} \\ \tiny\mbox{but }\scriptsize\mbox{ the crowd called out for more} & \tiny\mbox{and would not let her be}\\ \vdots & \tiny\mbox{one of sixteen vestal virgins} & \\ & \tiny\mbox{who were leaving for the coast} & \\ & \tiny\mbox{and }\scriptsize\mbox{although my eyes were open} & \\ & \scriptsize\mbox{they might have just as well've been closed} & \\ & \vdots \\ \tiny \mbox{Procol} & \tiny \mbox{Harum} \\ \end{array}

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Current favourite manga: 進撃の巨人 - Shingeki no Kyojin - Attack on Titan