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My friends call me "Mac". I'm a master of improvisation. I have vast scientific knowledge and unique abilities to use ordinary objects to get myself and friends out of trouble. I typically carry my Swiss Army knife and a roll of duct tape with me at all times. I dislike guns because of a traumatic childhood incident. I try to avoid violence whenever possible. Because my life was getting too stressful at the Phoenix Foundation, I have picked up programming as a new career. I spend my spare time on Stack Overflow.