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location Akron, OH
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seen Mar 25 at 20:38

I yearn to be Bugs.

I suspect I am Daffy.

I look like Elmer!

And according to the Vox Bogus Job Description generator: Bob Jarvis is a time traveler who uses quantum mechanics to create brand activations of championing in reimagining the everyday.

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Bob Jarvis is a creative artist who uses content management systems to create user-generated hot takes of demolishing in big data.

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Bob Jarvis is a Nickelback apologist who uses dental precision topology to create exponential growth of data collecting in long-term investments.

Seriously. You can't just make stuff like this up...and I, frankly, am through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in... :-)


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